Some days, don’t you wonder if you’re going crazy? You know the kind of day: you get up, go about your routine, but things just aren’t quite right. Polly Mayer is having one of those days. Her coffee starts disappearing. Someone else has been kind enough to do her work. She goes to the dry cleaners to pick up her dress only to discover the shop has vanished. She asks her brother, Don, for help, and soon the weirdness envelops Don, too. He can’t find the dry cleaners, either. He makes his neighbor disappear. Soon he’s even doing, gasp, magic.

When the pair starts investigating, they discover even more odd goings-on. The development firm Polly works for seems to have a teeny problem: all the housing developments it’s been building for years have suddenly vanished. Then there are the chickens that aren’t chickens. And the two knights forced to battle each other ten times a day for the last 600 years. Not to mention the mysterious Mr. Huos, Polly’s boss, who’s missing his magical brass ring.

Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Sausages is British novelist Tom Holt’s hilarious look at pigs and parallel worlds. Full of dry British humor that is frequently laugh-out-loud funny, the book, while at times a bit overwhelming, does an excellent job of drawing the reader into this a-bit-out-of-the-ordinary world, or at least one tiny corner of it. The sibling sparring between Polly and Don is so true-to-life the reader feels like part of the family. While some of the “explanations” for what’s actually going on read as quite technical, the book is an enjoyable, fast-paced read that answers the ages-old question: which came first, the chicken or the egg?

Environmental issues are a hot news topic these days, including global warming, preserving state parks, clean energy, and improving recycling programs. There are many ways to get involved in environmental programs at a state or local level. There are a lot of books with an environmental slant hitting the shelves, including novels that give a slightly different view of these issues. One of these is Trickster’s Girl, by Hilari Bell.

Trickster’s Girl is set in the future, in a strictly regulated society. Global warming is no longer up for debate: it’s a fact of life. The ice caps have melted. A tree plague deployed by terrorists has wiped out most of the tropical rain forests and is spreading across the world. Humans have proven themselves to be poor stewards of the planet.

Kelsa, still trying to recover from her father’s death, is more focused on the growing tension between her and her mother than any of these issues. But then she meets a shape-shifter who claims to be Raven, the trickster spirit out of Native American Legend. Raven needs Kelsa’s help to fix the planet by healing the leys, lines of power responsible for the health of the land. Raven can’t heal the damage himself; since humans caused the problem in the first place, they have to fix it. So Kelsa reluctantly agrees, and they set out on a journey that will lead them all the way to Alaska. But Raven didn’t mention he had enemies, enemies that would stop at nothing to prevent Kelsa from completing her task, and soon they’re on the run from a biker gang and other spirits who want humankind gone forever. If Kelsa can’t heal the leys, those spirits just might get their wish.

While Trickster’s Girl is fiction, it touches on some important issues, and it’s not preachy about it, either. The damage humans have done to the environment is the motivating factor in the book, but there’s a message of hope, as well as strong themes on the importance of doing what’s right, friendship, and family.

Being Death isn’t easy. For one thing, well, there’s just so many dead people to deal with. For another, the responsibilities are killer. For Steven de Selby, Death is the family business. That doesn’t mean he’s a natural at it. He’s let things slide a little bit since the whole end-of-the-world thing almost went down, so when his girlfriend Lissa and right-hand-man Tim stage an intervention, he’s a little shocked to realize just how bad things have gotten.

He has a Death Moot to plan, and only a week to do it. There are a lot more Stirrers than there should be, too, and their zombie-like god is getting closer…with plans to take over the world and bring about the apocalypse. The other Regional Managers seem to have something up their sleeves, and since he’s new to the club, no one’s telling him what. Oh, and there’s the psycho intent on cutting Steven to bits to worry about, too. Maybe he should’ve had that other drink after all…

Managing Death, by Trent Jamieson, is the second book in the Death Works series. Mr. Jamieson’s rather tongue-in-cheek humor makes a peek into the business of Death quite funny, even during the bloody moments. Although it’s the second book in a series, readers who haven’t read the first book will still be able to follow, as the backstory is woven through enough to give sense to the world and how it works. Set in Australia’s steamy Christmas season, Managing Death is filled with memorable characters, from Aunt Neti, the spider-like Recognized Entity who is Charon’s counterpart, to Wal, the cherubic tattoo that comes to life in the Underworld.

Finding a good book to read can sometimes be challenging. If the book in question is a new author or series, sometimes the reader is unwilling to take a chance. Book clubs are one good way to try out new books. There are actually several different local book clubs. The branches of the Fort Worth Public Library system run several. The Weatherford Public Library has a book club. There is even a new group for moms meeting in Aledo.

Another way to find out about new books is word-of-mouth. One author, whose popularity is increasing due to word-of-mouth advertising, is Maria V. Snyder. Her new book, Outside In, just hit the shelves. Outside In is the sequel to the YA book Inside Out, a departure from Ms. Snyder’s Poison and Glass books. Outside In is a well-written, fast-paced story that continues a tale of rebellion and trust set against an unusual and very vivid setting.

Trella succeeded in leading the rebellion to free the people of Inside from the dominion of the Travas, but she didn’t realize just how much her life would change. Instead of returning to her old life as Queen of the Pipes, now she’s forced to suffer through Committee meetings and politics, and never has a moment alone. But when the scrubs start rebelling against the uppers, she realizes something has to be done before Inside falls apart.

As it turns out, the people of Inside are the least of her problems. Outsiders have taken over the computer systems and now control Inside, and they intend to get rid of all the Insiders. Trella’s not sure whom she can trust, but she’s determined to save Inside again, or die trying. With her many enemies, she won’t have to try too hard.

Today is President’s Day, when we celebrate the birthdays of two of the country’s greatest leaders: George Washington and Abraham Lincoln. Most people don’t really consider it a holiday, except for the slight inconvenience of bank and post office closings. But what about those people who take their government a little bit more seriously?

The Naperville White House, purportedly by former press secretary Jerome Bartels (but actually by author Mark Pedriani), explores a world 10 years from now, when fantasy government games, instead of fantasy football, are popular in the gaming community. For those who want to be Secretary of State, Director of the FBI, or even President, the Nationizer software game will let them do that by setting up their own fantasy government.

Jay Weise is President of the AG, his alternate government. Fed up with the ineffectualness of the real government, he and his cabinet members have created their own, right down to Weise’s house, which has been remodeled as a replica of the White House. The AG is one of the most popular and highest-scoring fantasy governments in the country, but when the Stockdale hostage crisis happens, this fantasy becomes enmeshed in reality.

The terrorists behind the crisis—driven by Al Qaeda—kidnap five family members of powerful politicians in an attempt to make the United States government admit to possessing a bioweapon aimed at eliminating terrorist sects, an allegation the government denies. When one of the AG is kidnapped as well, President Weise is determined to help save all the hostages. Soon the terrorists are demanding to speak to “the other president,” and the game-players have a real role in the crisis, one that even the real government cannot hope to accomplish.

Not much explanation is given at the beginning of The Naperville White House. Instead, the reader is drawn right into the story as told by Bartels, who has been commissioned to write the “true” story of the Stockdale hostage crisis by President Weise. The book comes across as a real-life, behind-the-scenes account of a turning point in U.S. history, even if it is a fictionalized history.

My Fair Succubi is the third book in the Succubus Diary series from local author Jill Myles. It follows the further adventures of Jackie Brighton, an inadvertent succubus, and her two masters, angelic Noah and vampire Zane. My Fair Succubi is another funny, witty read, and Jackie is a great heroine whose trouble-magnet tendencies always draw a laugh.

Jackie Brighton thought she had things figured out. Her dream job on an archeological dig in the rainforest. Sexy Noah at her side. The future looked bright, except for one thing: missing Zane, who’d gone back to the vampire queen’s side to keep Jackie safe. Then Jackie’s best friend Remy is completely possessed by a demon, and Jackie and Noah are arrested by the angelic Serim Council, and things start looking a little dim.

The Serim Council aren’t all that angelic. In fact, they’re downright…cruel. But Jackie manages to escape and makes a deal with the archangel Gabriel, a deal that might cost her Remy’s life. And Zane is there to help her—but Zane has a keeper, and Caleb is there to keep Zane and Jackie apart, and to spy for the vampire queen. While Jackie tries to save Remy from the clutches of her powerful demon possessor, she also has to fight to keep the vampire queen from stealing the power. And Jackie has another problem: she has to make a choice between Noah and Zane. What’s a succubus to do?

One Bloody Thing After Another is written by Joey Comeau, a Canadian writer best known for his Web comic, A Softer World. This novel is billed as horror, and although it is not truly horrific, it does possess a rather distinct creep factor. Short and to-the-point, with fast pacing and crisp prose, One Bloody Thing After Another, although a little disjointed at times, is a quick and engrossing read. In turns a ghost story, a teen romance, and a tale of a family gone horribly wrong, One Bloody Thing After Another weaves together the tales of three distinct characters whose lives intersect at odd turning points.

Jackie has a knack for trouble and skates a thin line on the edge of crazy. She also has a frightening and frequently useful ability, one that brings her ever closer to her dead mother, and her dead mother’s ghost. And Jackie is madly in love with her best friend, Ann. But Ann has problems of her own. Her mother is turning into something else, something monstrous, something that demands living flesh for meals, and Ann doesn’t know what to do. Even with the help of her sister, she’s barely keeping it together.

And then there’s Charlie, and elderly man and his equally elderly and a little bit dim-witted dog, Mitchie. Charlie sees ghosts. Or, rather, one ghost in particular: a girl who holds her severed head in her hands and follows him around every day. He’s not sure what she wants, but he knows she wants something.

With the lives and fates of these three intertwined with touches of dark humor, One Bloody Thing After Another is an intriguing, if brief, read. The last line is sure to have the reader laugh out loud, and then feel just a little bit guilty about it.

Zombie movies have been popular for a while, but they seem to be enjoying a resurgence of popularity lately, with the success of movies such as Dawn of the Dead and the Resident Evil franchise. More recently, zombie comedies such as Shaun of the Dead and Zombieland have become popular, so it really should come as no surprise that zombie comedy books are on the rise as well. One such series is the Living with the Dead series, by Jesse Petersen. The first book in the series is Married with Zombies, and the second is Flip this Zombie, a funny, breezy action-comedy about what happens after the zombie apocalypse and how life goes on when everyone around you is dead—sort of.

Husband-and-wife team Sarah and David are now Zombiebusters Extermination Inc. They’re the zombie answer to the Ghostbusters. Things have settled down a bit since the world ended and life has returned to, well, not normal, but as normal as it gets these days. Until the rumors start floating around about bionic zombies: smarter, faster, harder to kill. Then Sarah and David take a new job: capturing zombies instead of killing them, for a scientist working on a cure.

It turns out killing zombies is a lot easier, even if you have to make pesky decisions like whether to use the scythe or the gun. Capturing…well, you have to get a whole lot more up-close-and-personal, and zombie goo gets everywhere. Not a good look for anyone with fashion sense. Then Sarah and David run into one of the bionics, and realize there’s a whole lot more going on than they thought, and that’s when things take a dark turn that leaves Sarah and David fighting for their lives—against an enemy that wants more than just their brains.